JavaScript Rap

Thu, 25 Oct 2012

Pamela Fox asked on Twitter to help her with creating JavaScript Rap and I was not able to resist to try. I decided to copy my verses here, so they wouldn’t lost on Etherpad:

You code in JS, but you mixing the types
And always forget the syntax for “splice”.
To type “double equal” is like rolling the dice
And you scared to death … of prototypes

It’s time to stand up and get some respect,
Just go to ECMA and start reading spec.
Unpuzzle, unlock it, uncode and decrypt
And gain yourself power of true JavaScript

You add number to string and string to array
Divide it by object (you know it’s ok)
The prototype chain you can see through the code…
It was a great journey from Netscape to Node.